Art Concept, Map of Italy.
Cut Out Request #6 - The Reaping (The Hunger Games)
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Bulbasaur. LOOK AT BULBASAUR!
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“Remove from heat and add to the onion mixture”
The nearest book to me is “The Great Year Round Turkey Cookbook”
“So all I have to do in order to make one is to work out exactly how improbable it is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea.. and turn it on!”
WHAT EVEN
(Book was Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
penis tea
“It will be like having a meat-tea or reading an English novel.”
haha I knew it.(The Picture of Dorian Gray)
“In one study, for example, investigators found neurons in somatosensory cortex that fired both when individuals were lightly touched and when they observed pictures of another person touched in the same spot.”
^from my psychology textbook
“‘But don’t go far inside and don’t touch anything.’”
(Order of the Phoenix)
”I don’t have to breathe until someone tells me to.”
Candor by Pam Bachorz.
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I’m watching Bridesmaids again…
For the third time in the past two days. That’s about five times I’ve seen this film now and I’m still not bored of it. I laugh at something new every time. I fear I will never be able to watch another film again without thinking “this is alright, but it doesn’t beat Bridesmaids”.
You think this place smells funny? Try coming to my house. I live with 4 men. It smells like ass, balls, and armpits. It smells like someone pissed into an open bottle of vitamins then put their socks in there and put their fingers in their belly buttons. It smells like someone lit a booger on fire and then smoked a cigarette. It smells like someone farted pizza into a litterbox. It smells liked someone jizzed into a bag of fritos and then threw it at the Christmas tree. It smells like someone threw up into a sweat sock and then cooked some bacon. It smells like someone peed on a wet dog, threw some leaves at it and set it on fire.
—Rita, in Bridesmaids line-O-rama (via nudawn)
